QUOTES ABOUT TRAVEL
I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy
asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?"
I said, "What do you need?"
There are those who travel and those who are going somewhere. They are
different and yet they are the same. The success has this over his
rivals: he knows where he is going. -Mark Caine
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. -Dave Barry
The shortest distance between any two points is under construction.
The easiest way to refold a road map is differently.
There are people who want to be everywhere at once... and they get
nowhere. -Carl Sandburg
When I fly I always fly first class. Not the whole way but just 'til
they kick me out. -Pauly Shore
A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
If we were meant to travel economy class, we would have been made
The major cause of vehicle accidents is a screw loose in the nut
behind the wheel.
Airlines almost never lose carry-on luggage.
Go as far as you can see, and when you get there, you'll see farther.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a
He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey
Who loves to roam may lose his home.
Some roads aren't meant to be travelled alone.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -George Carlin
There are no maps to where no one has gone before. -Kodak ad
A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly
maps when visiting the Sahara desert.
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have
to wade through it anyway. -Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
There's no bad weather. Just bad clothing.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -Stephen Wright
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
Setting out well is a quarter of the journey.
It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand
in your shoe.