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                        QUOTES ABOUT ANIMALS
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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming.
Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took
the car keys and drove to Arizona. -Bob Hope/Gene Perret

Most dog owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their
dog.

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Waiter, there's no fly in my soup! -Kermit the Frog

It's much easier to ride the horse in the direction he's going.

Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.

Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will
be.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

A roaring lion kills no game. -Ugandan Proverb

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few
weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge
of the pool and throw them fish.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
-Derek Bruce

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his
tail.

A beaver does not, as legend would have it, know which direction the
tree will fall when he cuts it, but counts on alacrity to make up for
lack of engineering expertise. -Ann Zwinger 

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in
your pocket then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret

To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going
fishing.

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they
don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out
all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a
cat.

The best prayer: "Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog
thinks I am." 

Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.

The owl, although a night creature, still relies on light for its
vision.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon. Hence the constant popularity of
dogs. -Aldous Huxley

You can muffle the drum, and you can loosen the strings of the lyre,
but who shall command the skylark not to sing? -Khalil Gibran

Two dogs fight for a bone and a third runs away with it.

Birds of a feather flock together.

One swallow doesn't make a summer.

Who keeps company with wolves will learn to howl.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in
bed with a mosquito. -Bette Reeves

You can lead a horse to water, but you canít make it drink.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
-Ogden Nash

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the 
guts to bite people themselves.

Don't count your chickens before they cross the road.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a
can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

A dog will come to you when called. A cat will take a message and get
back to you later.

It never troubles the wolf how many the sheep may be. -Virgil

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow?
It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous
beak. -Jack Handey

Chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails, not their
tongues.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; you'll frustrate yourself and annoy
the pig.

Eagles fly but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

Even if you win a rat race, you're still a rat.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

It's always darkest before you step on the cat.

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we
think. -Tom Wilson

In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats. -English saying

God made the cat so that man might have the pleasure of caressing
the tiger. -Ferdinand Mery

Why does a dog wag its tail? Because the dog is smarter than the tail.
If the tail was smarter, the tail would wag the dog.

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and everybody has it!

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -Lewis Grizzard

Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs - except in laboratories.


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