Do you have feelings of inadequacy?   
Do you suffer from shyness?   
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?   

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor   
or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way   
to feel better and more confident about yourself and your   
actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let   
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just   
about anything.   

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and   
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles   
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.   

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well   
shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never   
knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.   

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant   
or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't   
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.   

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,   
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss   
of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of   
grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and   
a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip   
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.