05/15/06

Late one night, a man walks into a dentist's surgery and says,   
"Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth."   
   
Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."   
   
Man: "Yes, I know."   
   
Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"   
   
Man: "Well, the light was on."