THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:   

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the   
species.   

Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats   
backwards.   

The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it   
made man think.   

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and   
caterpillers.   

The process of turning steam back into water again is   
called conversation.   

The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.   

To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame   
in a test tube.   

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what   
you are talking about.   

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against   
insects.   

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on   
them and makes them perspire.   

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than   
it can hold.   

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called   
an obscene triangle.   

When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you   
get a glacier.   

For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it   
gently back and forth.   

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over   
the nose.   

For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until   
the patient is dead.   

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon   
monoxide.