INSTANT WISDOM > HUMOR > 2006
While watching a movie recently, I couldn't hear the dialogue   
over the chatter of the two women sitting in front of me.   

Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the   
shoulder. "Excuse me," I said, "I can't hear."   

"I should hope not," she replied sharply. "This is a private   
conversation." 

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