A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked   
him to show him his farm. After seeing the 1,000 acre spread,   
the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his car,   
drive all day, and by evening would not have gotten to the   
distant point of his ranch.   

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a car like   
that once."