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Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to
overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change.

'You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore.'

'I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week, 'Tom replied.
'I haven't had a single qualm since.'

'A thousand a week!' said Doug. 'How are you going to pay him?'

'That's his problem.'

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