A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong   
number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of   
Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.   

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a   
wife and eleven children."   

"Is that a record?" she inquired, puzzled in her turn.   

"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as   
I want to get."