Real Signs and advertisements...   

Signs In a clothing store:   
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."   

In the window of an Oregon general store:   
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"   

In a Pennsylvania cemetary:   
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but   
their own graves."   

On a Tennessee highway:   
"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is   
impassable."   

From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat   
pocket:   
"If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this   
card, please tell a crew member."   

On a Maine shop:   
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible   
prices and workmanship."   

On a delicatessen wall:   
"Our best is none too good."