On a whim a man decided to get his wife a dozen roses and   
surprise her after work.   

The minute he opened the door, his wife took one look at   
the flowers in his hand and started screaming, "This is   
the worst day that I have EVER had! The kids have been   
terrible. They got in a food fight, the washing machine   
broke and flooded the basement, I burned dinner, the dog   
chewed up my best pair of shoes...AND NOW YOU'VE GOT THE   
NERVE TO COME HOME DRUNK!"