We had built our dream house several years ago, and   
furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them.   
Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new   
bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway.   

"Finally!" I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the   
driver walked up to the house. "I've been waiting twelve   
years for this!"   

"Don't blame me, lady," he said. "I just got the order this   
morning."