"That was nice of you to set up a blind date for your ex-   
boyfriend."   

"I know, but I don't hold any grudges."   

"I'm surprised he trusted you enough to agree to go out   
with her."   

"Well, I had to swear to him she's Jennifer Lopez's double."

"Wow! Is that true?"   

"I wouldn't lie. She's twice her weight and twice her age."