Warning! There is a new virus around!   

Code name is "work". If you receive "work", from your   
colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not touch   
"work" under any circumstances!   

This virus wipes out your private life completely. Put on your   
jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest   
pub.   

Order three beers and after repeating 14 times, you will find   
that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.   

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 close friends.   
Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means   
that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already   
controls your whole life. This virus is deadly so please pay   
close attention to it and take heed.