07/18/04

Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America.   
They follow his every move for months, and find out that   
every day at noon he goes outside and does his stretching   
exercises.   

So the assassins set up shop right across the street, get   
all of their sights set, load the guns, and have everything   
ready to go. Noone comes, no dictator...10 minutes   
longer...no dictator.   

One assassin turns to the other and says, "Gee, I hope   
nothing happened to him."