Ole and Sven were having a conversation about sex.  Sven
says, "Yes sir, I did it tree times las night vit a 30 year
old."

Ole replies, "You're kidding!!  I can't even manage to do it
vonce anymore.  Vats your secret?"

"Vell," Sven replies, "da secret is to eat lotsa whole veat
bread."

Ole jumps up and rushes as fast as he can to the store.  He
tells the clerk, "I'd like four loaves of whole veat bread."

The clerk says, "Dats a lotta bread; it'll probably get hard
before you're done eating it all."

"Damn," Ole says, "does everyvon know about dis except me?"