10/06/04

Football analysis by a blonde...   
   
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game.   
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After   
the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.   

"Oh, I really liked it," she  replied. "Especially the tight   
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand   
why they were killing each other over 25 cents."   

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"   

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then   
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get   
the quarterback! Get the quarterback! Hel-LLLO! It's only 25   
cents!"