07/18/04

A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of   
friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband   
when she came home around 11:30. One night she decided to   
try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and,   
purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to   
find her husband sitting up in bed reading.   

"Dammit woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"