02/14/03

SNAPPY REPLIES

Girlfriend:  And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:  Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday.

Waiter:  Would you like your coffee black?
Customer:  What other colors do you have?

Teacher:  Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers
before eating?
Sam:  No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Manager:  Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need
much help.
Job Applicant:  That's all right. In fact I'm just the
right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much
help anyway!!

Dad:  Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son:  Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car
around it.

Teacher:  Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond:  No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Husband:  You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife:  I think he did, I've still got mine with me!