01/20/03

DAMN KIDS!

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon
inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have
been helping themselves to a feast. 

The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit eating
situation.  So he puts up a sign that reads, "WARNING: ONE
OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE! 

The farmer returns a week later to discover that none of
the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another
sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"