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08/08/03

The shortest distance between any two points:

Geography/Geometry: is a straight line.
Calculus:           usually varies as a function of time.
Computing:          is subject to interrupts.
Law:                is one billable hour.
Surface travel:     is under construction.
Air travel:         requires changing planes in Atlanta.
Space travel:       is the highest energy budget trajectory.
Oratory:            is about twenty minutes.
Matrimony:          is an argument.


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