02/11/03

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, 
minding his own business when all of a sudden this
great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- he knocks
him off the bar stool and says,

"That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "GEEZ" but he gets back up on
the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden
--WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and
says,

"That was a judo chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this so he leaves
and is gone for an hour or so and when comes back
--WHACK!!!"-- He knocks the big dude off his stool
and out cold!!!

The little guy looks at the bartender and says,

"When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."