02/06/03

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector
from a pest-control company.  One afternoon they were
carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived
home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!"
And she pushed him, stark naked, into the closet.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search
of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband growled.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of
moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" snarled the husband.

The man looked down at himself and, feigning surprise, said,
"Those little bastards!"