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SEASONS GREETINGS (after the lawyers were done)

Friday, December 10, 1999

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our 
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially 
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, 
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within 
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of 
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with 
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or 
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice 
religious or secular traditions at all . . . 

. . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and 
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the 
generally accepted calendar year 2001, but not without due 
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose 
contributions to society have helped make America great, 
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any 
other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemi-
sphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, 
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer plat-
form, or sexual preference of the wishee. 

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. 
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It 
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original 
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually 
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and 
is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the 
sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to 
perform as expected within the usual application of good 
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance 
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, 
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or 
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the 
wisher.)