12/5/02

Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One 
guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go 
faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow 
passenger." 

The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, 
takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?" 

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?" 

The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty 
interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A 
horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer 
excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of 
dried grass. Why is that?" 

The first guy says, "I don't know." 

The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're 
qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?"