02/20/02

DEFINITIONS:

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you 
have gained.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after 
you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with 
Yiddish expressions.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat 
stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-
mindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your 
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.