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10/26/02

Element Name: MAN
Symbol: Xy
Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50
Physical Properties: Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to
 find pure sample.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
 Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
 mixed with Kd (element: child) for prolonged period of time.
 Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able
 to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. 

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