04/02/02

Murphy and O'Brien are in the woods on a deer hunt. They are lucky and
shoot one with pretty big antlers. Now they have a big trouble pulling
him to the car, because the antlers are getting stuck in the bushes.
Along comes a local boy and says: "Hello, gentlemen! I think it will
be much easier to pull the deer by his legs than the antlers!" So they
try his advice and now are going much faster. Murphy says: "Hey, buddy
- the boy was right, it is indeed much easier this way!" O'Brien:
"Yeah, buddy - but we are going away from the car!"

Murphy is in a town he has not been to before, wants to cross the
river, but sees no bridge. After spotting a person across the stream
he yells: "Hey, how can I get to the other side?" To which the other
guy responds: "Why - you're already there!"

O'Brien is moving and one of his larger cabinets gets stuck in the
staircase. he cannot move it himself, so he calls his friend Murphy for
help. Murphy comes and lends a hadn readily. However, after much
heaving, pushing, pulling and sweating, they haven't moved it an inch.
Murphy, rather exhausted, says: "Buddy, I'm afraid the two of us cannot
get it out!" O'Brien, utterly surprised: "OUT???"