12/19/02

Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman and a Spaniard went for a
job interview in England.  Before the interview, they were
told that they must compose a sentence in English with three
main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the
yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I
hope it will be a pink day."

The Spaniard was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a
yellow banana, a green pepper, and in the evening I watch
the Pink Panther on TV."

The Frenchman was last: "I wake up in the morning,  I hear
the phone green... green...", I pink up the phone and I say,
"Yellow?"