05/02/02

"Look at ME!!" boasted the old man, pounding a very flat and firm
stomach, having just finished 100 sit ups before a group of young
people. "Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why?? I don't smoke, I
don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after loose
women!!" He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, "And tomorrow,
I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!!!" "Oh, really?" drawled one
of the young onlookers, "How?"