11/6/02

A man who was walking along a road saw a crowd of boys surrounding a
dog.
"What are you doing with the dog?" asked the kindly man.
"Whoever tells the biggest lie, he wins the dog."
"Oh, my, my, my," exclaimed the man, "when I was a little boy like you
here I never told a lie."
There was a moment's silence. "Here," said one of the little fellows,
"you win the dog."