12/5/02

A blonde lady had just finished doing her CPR course and was
on the lookout for a chance to try it out. As she left the
shopping center she saw a man lying on the floor with a lot
of people gathered around him.

Screaming, "I know first aid!" she ran to the person, threw
her bag down, loosened all his tight clothing and got ready
to start mouth-to-mouth. 

At this stage a huge policeman tapped her on the shoulder and
said, "Do you mind? I am trying to arrest this man."