05/31/01

An interoffice softball game was held every year between the
marketing and support staff of one company. The support staff
whipped the marketing department soundly. To show just "how"
the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this
memo on the bulletin board after the game:

"The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the
2000 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one
game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather
dismal season, as they won only one game."