01/26/01

FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY......

* Save the whales. Collect the whole set
* A day without sunshine is like, night
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
* 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
* 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
* I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
* You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
  misquoted, then used against you.
* I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
* Remember half the people you know are below average.
* Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
* Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
* Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
* I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
* I intend to live forever - so far so good.
* Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
* Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
* The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
* Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.