07/12/01

Kid's Instructions on Life...

"Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
- Rocky, age 9

"Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower." - Lamar, age 10

"Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are
doing taxes." - Carrol, age 9

"Never bug a pregnant mom."
- Nicholas, age 11

"Don't ever be too full for dessert."
- Kelly, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer
him." - Heather, age 16

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." - Michael, age 14

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." - Joel, age
12

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's
on the phone." - Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat."
- Laura, age 13

"Never spit when on a roller coaster."
- Scott, age 11

"Never do pranks at a police station."
- Sam, age 10

"Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving." - Rob, age 10

"Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your
mom told you to do." - Hank, age 12

"Listen to your brain. It has lots of information." - Chelsey, age 7

"Never dare your little brother to paint the family car." - Phillip, age 13