03/30/01

A little girl was talking to a lawyer about whales. The lawyer said
that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though they are very large mammals, their throats are
very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale. The lawyer reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah." The
lawyer asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him."