06/04/01

* Go To School

A Mother was having a hard time getting her son to go to school in the
morning.

"Nobody in school likes me," he complained.

"The teachers don't like me, the kids don't like me, the
superintendent wants to transfer me, the bus drivers hate me, the
school board wants me to drop out, and the custodians have it in for
me. I don't want to go to school."

"But, John, you have to go to school," said her mother sternly.
"You're healthy, you have a lot to learn, you have something to offer
others, you are a leader. And besides, you're 40 years old and YOU'RE
THE PRINCIPAL."