07/04/01

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various 
locations.

Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."

In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated 
when you can come here?"

Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a `long` little doggie!" 

Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be 
wrong)." 

Sign in school: "In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling 
concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended."

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. 
Let our washing machine do the dirty work."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, 
$10. They won't last an hour!"