04/10/01

I went to the store the other day to pick out a new tie for an
upcoming wedding. I found one that matched my suit but it didn't
have a price tag on it. So I asked the clerk, "Hey buddy, how
much is this tie?"

He said, "Sixty-five dollars."

I said, "What! I can buy a pair of shoes with that kind of
money."

He said, "Maybe, but how would a pair of shoes look around your
neck?