01/04/01

A prominent surgeon, who was a member of operating teams at both
St. Francis Hospital and Christ Hospital in the Chicago area,
would operate in the morning, then field calls about his
patients in the evening.
 
One night, a few dinner guests were quite shocked as the good
doctor was on the phone talking to a resident at Christ
Hospital, when the other phone rang.
 
His wife answered, then whispered to her husband, "It's St.
Francis calling."
 
He whispered back, "Tell St. Francis I'll have to call back.
I'm talking to Christ."