03/05/01

The rules of chocolate

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it 
too 
slowly. 

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all 
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. 

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a 
hot 
car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. 

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off 
your appetite and you'll eat less. 

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily 
intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? 

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But 
if 
you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? 

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. 
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate 
to 
protect themselves. 

Money talks. Chocolate sings. 

Chocolate has many preservatives. 
Preservatives make you look younger. 

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? 
Because no one wants to quit. 

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That 
way, at least you'll get one thing done. 

Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean 
= 
vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both 
vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more 
chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable intake.