05/29/01

Ray had just reached his 120th birthday.  Surrounded by
reporters, he was asked, "Excuse me, sir, but how did you
come to live to be 120?"

Ray answered, "It was easy, I just never argue with anyone."

The reporter shot back, "That's crazy.  It had to be
something else - diet, meditation, or something.  Just not
arguing won't keep you alive for 120 years!"

The old fella stared hard at the reporter for several
seconds.  Then he shrugged and said, "Hmmm, maybe you're
right."