11/15/01

Twins owner Carl Pohlad and Vikings owner Red McCombs
somehow ended up at the same barber shop.  As they sat
there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a
word was spoken.  The barbers were both afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to stadium politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Pohlad
in his chair reached for the aftershave.  Pohlad was quick
to stop him, saying, "No thanks.  My wife will smell that
and think I've been in a whorehouse".

The second barber turned to McCombs and said, "How about
you?"

McCombs replied, "Go ahead.  My wife doesn't know what the
inside of a whorehouse smells like."