03/07/01

A young blonde starlet, friendly and eager to do things
right had just started her first job, as a "go-fer" at a
movie studio.  Her first task was to go out for coffee.

She walked into nearest Starbucks carrying a large thermos.
When the counterman finally worked his way through the line
to her, she held up the thermos.

"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde
asked.

The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few
seconds, then finally said, "Yeah.  It looks like about six
cups to me."

"Good," said the blonde.  "Give me two regular, two black,
and two decaf."