4/18/00

Why Yelling At a Man Doesn't Work 

What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we
don't do laundry right now!" 

What a man hears: 
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON 
Blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I 
Blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR 
Blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES!