INSTANT WISDOM > HUMOR > 2000
04/18/00

January 1, 2000 
Re: Vacation Pay 


Dear Valued Employee: 

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employee are granted 3
weeks of paid leave per year in lieu of time off. One additional week is
granted for every 5 years of service. 

Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your
next pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include
all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months. 

Sincerely, 

Automated Payroll Processing.

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