11/07/00

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse
and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked
her how many children she had and their ages.

She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Margie and
Mikey, they're eighteen. And the twins, Pam & Sam,
they're sixteen. And the twins, Sissy and Missy,
they're fourteen."

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins
every time?"

The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of
times we didn't get nothin'."