1/6/00

How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson

Aig - what a hen lays
Aints - He's got aints in his paints
Paints - what cha put on your laigs of a mornin
Arn - Ma'stard of arnin
Bag - He bagged her to marry him
Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence
Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.
Bub - the light bub burned out
Cheer - what you set in
Crick - a small stream
Chiny - country over in Asia
Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes
Core - He got hisself a new Ford core
Cyow - Animal on Farm that produces Mailk
Deppity - He helps out the shurf
Dribbed - He dribbed mailk on his shirt
Dainz - Satidy night social
Fanger - what you put your rang on
Faince - Whats round the hawg lot
Far - what get the brandin arn hot
Furred - He got furred from his job
Flar - a rose is a purdy flar
Frash - them aigs ain't frash
Furiners - All non-'bamans
Further - hits ten miles further to town
Grain - She was grain with envy
Hail - where bad folks go
Laig - Most folks have two of them
Liberry - where you go to check out books for larnin
Mailk - what you get from cyows
Mere - what you see your self in
Nar - Opposite of wide
Parch - sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow
Petition - What separate the rooms
Salit -a green vegetable
Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher
Purt near - almost; he purt near caught that greased pig
Rang - you wear it on your fanger
Rainch - A big cow farm
Rat - Do it rat now!
Roont - She plum roont her shoes
Salary - A stringy vegetable
Soardeens - small canned fish
Shar - A light rain
Sody Pop - a soft drink
Sprang - Water out'n the ground
Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail
Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death
Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart
Tho - tho me the ball
War - a bobbed war fance
Worsh - go worsh your face
Warter - what you worsh your face in
Yurp - a continent overseas