4/18/00

The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman 


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
   
Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy 
Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a 
Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the 
side of the road in distress.
   
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus 
with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on 
the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
   
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect 
couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll 
down for the answer.)




























The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in 
the first place. Everyone here is no Santa Claus and there is no such 
thing as a perfect man.



Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep 
scrolling.































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman 
must have been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident.



By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates 
another point: women never listen either.