08/02/00

MONEY

   It can buy a House 
   But not a Home 

   It can buy a Bed 
   But not Sleep 

   It can buy a Clock 
   But not Time 

   It can buy you Food 
   But not an Appetite 

   It can buy you a Book 
   But not Knowledge 

   It can buy you a Position 
   But not Respect 

   It can buy you Medicine 
   But not Health 

   It can buy you Blood 
   But not Life 

   It can buy you Sex 
   But not Love 

   It can buy you Insurance 
   But not Safety 

   So you see money isn't everything. 

   I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want 
   to take away your pain and suffering, so send me all your money and I will 
   suffer for you. 

   A truer Friend than me you will never find. 

   (Cash only please).